Why am i sitting in a baby car seat?

After the party its the after party, after the after party its the hotel lobby.

I now can rest easy knowing that i can fit in a childs car seat.

LAST NIGHT WAS NUTS and not like peanuts, im talking huge killer nuts, of the man variety, in the most insanely strange and awkward way. The club stayed open almost 2 hours extra for us, some strange guy would NOT leave anyone alone, people were zipping themselves in eachothers coat pockets and once again my lovely "gift" from mamma nature totally FUCKS my chance at any sort of action what so ever. But shit, hotel sheets are nice and at least i got a good nights sleep, aside from the massive headache that im still fighting off.

I feel like im seeing 6am sunrises more and more these days.

Lets do it again tonight.

For those of you who were not there for the friday night adventures of NiGHTMONSTR it went something like this.