RALPH!

RALPH! RALPH

! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! YOU IN DEYA!? RALPH

! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RAAAAAAALPH! RALPH! RALPH!....

RALPH!

RALPH?

YOU IN DEYA?

RALPH!

1. (Ralph's not home across the street).

2. Park backwards is Krap!

as pointed out while driving to retrieve stolen money @ 4am

(but you NO do either there, u eat like killer whale...)

3! ENTHUZIAZ

(enjoy your life)

4. Hi Friend or Bye Friend by Deadmau5

EXAMPLE:

hi friend hi friend hi friend hi friend....

note: it's deadmau5 for a reason, NOT to be kept as pets.

BUT...

5. fish are! (we think...) welcome my smallest pet, Miami

(gender unspecified like Friendboy's real name)

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AND WELCOME TO MIAMI!

we FUCKING wish.

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6. coming soon: Hell

death themed parties featuring our landlord, the devil

7. miss you.

8. great photoshoot in chinatown

i must really have nothing to do

christina's shoot consumed my day

melissa's makeup consumed my face

and i had my own shoot with all the

WIERD ASS

objects i found at the studio

like jake, rudy, rohan, lu kim, and nick.

the virgin herself at a rave

baby & cacti

this flower that belongs to linda liu

and pure evil.

PHILLY BEWARE! DON'T PUT YOUR FACE DOWN TOO FAR WHEN YOU RAVE, PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY EMPLOYEES WILL KNOCK YOU IN THE NOSTRILS & WHEN WALKING ON SOUTH STREET, BRING PONCHOS FOR 12 YEAR OLDS WHO SPIT AND YOUR FACE AND CALL YOU.....A......

WIERDO!!!!

godspeed monstrs.