Dear macbook, thanks for being a great swimmer!

So i'm sitting here, and i just recently discovered that the couple gallons worth of water that flowed from the ceiling of one of the clubs i was spinning at, and onto my lovely little macbook, DID NOT DESTROY IT! I mean this thing has to be friging indestructible or something, right? Mac- 1, Large pipe leak- 0. WIN! In tribute to my baby not being drown, and having something like 5000 music files lost, i decided to post some of the best mac commercials EVER.




( IPOD ad to the same effect)



Costner what!?




Crazy Iphone magic!



Also new flyer for Fresh Kicks! And JessOkay gets plugged on Q102!

SHUT UR FAT MOUTH....<3

LOVE YA! but not ur ego induced false sense of reality. :)

TONIGHT:

UNDER THE COVERS @ RAVEN LOUNGE!!!

doesn't it suck that there will always be those certain people that we are forced to pretend we like even when we want to post incriminating photos of them all over their place of work?

OH WELL. this will do for now.

in case you ever get the burning urge to become a dj....

HERE IS A LIST OF RIDICULOUS DJ NAMES FOR YOUR USAGE:

1. DJ Fresh Young Chicken

2. DJ Young Pilgrim

3. DJ Eggplant Parmesian

4. DJ Bubble Jet Printer

5. DJ DON'T

6. DJ Shut Ur Fat Mouth

(thanks for your assistance)

P.S. NIGHTMONSTR LOVES U!

Mobile Blogging? Busy P and Melleefresh? 215 What?

So now while us nightmonstr's are out on our usual night ventures you can now see what crazy things are happening via MOBILE BLOGGING! Great scott we're doomed now! Now on nightmonstr, drunken photos from what we're doing from exactly the time we are doing/seeing them. Isnt technology great? Generally we sensor our assholeness the day after stuff happens, now its just going to be a raw deal and we hope you love us more for it!

In other news, statistically, in the short time nightmonstr has been up and running we have recieved a TREMENDOUS amount of hits and positive feedback, so thanks ya'll!

In other news, we're getting some real shit started.

Nightmonstr now presents a new party every week at Marathon on 10th and walnut every monday night, nothing like you have ever experienced there before, complete with disco lights and glowsticks. ( No IM NOT JOKING)

IT's KILLER.
And just for fun, here's an oldie but a goodie.



And another,

Melleefresh & Deadmau5 " Sex Slave"

despite the rain

NIGHT 1 OF FRESH KICKS @ MARBAR, SUCCESS!

see you next monday ;)

MAS IMPORTANTE QUE EASTER...

BEST NEW MON NIGHT PARTY!

STARTING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

first official exclusive nightmonstr party

Why am i sitting in a baby car seat?

After the party its the after party, after the after party its the hotel lobby.

I now can rest easy knowing that i can fit in a childs car seat.

LAST NIGHT WAS NUTS and not like peanuts, im talking huge killer nuts, of the man variety, in the most insanely strange and awkward way. The club stayed open almost 2 hours extra for us, some strange guy would NOT leave anyone alone, people were zipping themselves in eachothers coat pockets and once again my lovely "gift" from mamma nature totally FUCKS my chance at any sort of action what so ever. But shit, hotel sheets are nice and at least i got a good nights sleep, aside from the massive headache that im still fighting off.

I feel like im seeing 6am sunrises more and more these days.

Lets do it again tonight.

For those of you who were not there for the friday night adventures of NiGHTMONSTR it went something like this.

LETS GET LIVE

What happened Wednesday night? I guess sometimes its just time to tie one on and watch intently as amateurs try their hand at pole dancing!

TONIGHT! NIGHTMONSTR BACKSTAGE W/ MSTRKFT @ THE TLA

COMING SOON: info for FRESH KICKS!!!
[NEW MONDAY NIGHT PARTY @ MARBAR ft. dj jess okay & clubgirl]

BROUGHT TO U BY THE ONE AND ONLY
NIGHTMONSTR

woah...my hands are the music

weee

couldn't get to the place we wanted.

so we said, "Cabby...will you take us TWO places that we DON'T want?"

@MER!CAN JACKPOT!&$

saw this pot o' gold on my adventure to Sonic

and that gold = my bumblebee roommate

thoroughly entertaining me + all rush hour traffic

allllllll the wayyyyyyy hommmmmmmmmme

jess got done djing @ marbar so we took it over to inciting

didn't pay a thing until a magical cab telepathically found us @ 5:30am

decided....

6:00am LET'S MAKE A FUCKIN FORT.

(if u look real close u see jess inside dwelling)

slept peacfully every 3 minutes between breaking

the fort to get up and peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

woke up. 

GOT ON THE ROOF.

happy face, Anna

happy 21st, Cotton

happy spring, Philadelphia

Spect'

Spect' -Shortened version of "respect" Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement. Example: "I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

NiGHTMONSTR Raids Borgata/ Contemplates Moving this whole shabang southbound to the sunny beaches of MIAMI/ We don't work and not get $PAID$

Sometimes in life i think its time to just say fuck all ya'll, dig your foot into the ground and do whatever the hell makes you happier than dealing with the shitbags that currently surround you. Im tired of people bitching about their job's/lives/significant others. If you dont like where your at CHANGE SOMETHING. You got limited time in this shitty infection ridden bubble we call earth and even less time if this whole thing bursts into a mix between hell on earth and the day after tomorrow. I mean shit, you could get hit by a cab or a speeding grandma on a motor scooter TOMORROW.

All we want is a little spect'

And a super chameleon like this little fellow.



Music By YUSEK "Eat My Bear"


Just so ya'll know i ( JessOkay) am spinning some serious old school jams at the Adidas store on 5th and South Streets from 1-5 tomorrow.
And after that I'll be spinning some sexy tech house at MarBar on 10th and Walnut.

RALPH!

RALPH! RALPH

! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! YOU IN DEYA!? RALPH

! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RAAAAAAALPH! RALPH! RALPH!....

RALPH!

RALPH?

YOU IN DEYA?

RALPH!

1. (Ralph's not home across the street).

2. Park backwards is Krap!

as pointed out while driving to retrieve stolen money @ 4am

(but you NO do either there, u eat like killer whale...)

3! ENTHUZIAZ

(enjoy your life)

4. Hi Friend or Bye Friend by Deadmau5

EXAMPLE:

hi friend hi friend hi friend hi friend....

note: it's deadmau5 for a reason, NOT to be kept as pets.

BUT...

5. fish are! (we think...) welcome my smallest pet, Miami

(gender unspecified like Friendboy's real name)

_________________________________

AND WELCOME TO MIAMI!

we FUCKING wish.

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6. coming soon: Hell

death themed parties featuring our landlord, the devil

7. miss you.

8. great photoshoot in chinatown

i must really have nothing to do

christina's shoot consumed my day

melissa's makeup consumed my face

and i had my own shoot with all the

WIERD ASS

objects i found at the studio

like jake, rudy, rohan, lu kim, and nick.

the virgin herself at a rave

baby & cacti

this flower that belongs to linda liu

and pure evil.

PHILLY BEWARE! DON'T PUT YOUR FACE DOWN TOO FAR WHEN YOU RAVE, PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY EMPLOYEES WILL KNOCK YOU IN THE NOSTRILS & WHEN WALKING ON SOUTH STREET, BRING PONCHOS FOR 12 YEAR OLDS WHO SPIT AND YOUR FACE AND CALL YOU.....A......

WIERDO!!!!

godspeed monstrs.